hidan, this isn't funny anymore.

at least call and tell me you're not dead.

or, uh, hurt. or something.

...

has anyone seen my stupid brother?

hidan, you asshole, your cell phone's out of battery or you're ignoring me which still makes you an asshole. come pick up your shit cuz i'm sick of looking at it and mom keeps saying she's gonna throw it out and it's a pain to keep telling her not to.

where the hell are you anyway?